The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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