scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
then he tried to convert me to islam
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize