So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
