Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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