Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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