at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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