i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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