Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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