Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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