forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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