Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
