Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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