Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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