no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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