If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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