you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
