Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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