I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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