yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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