He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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