and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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