Jerry, you need to find god
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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