I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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