I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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