What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
