I have demons in me.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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