I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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