sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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