i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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