Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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