dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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