either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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