At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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