This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Enjoy the penises
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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