Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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