Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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