Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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