Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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