i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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