My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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