You smell like stripper and shame
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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