Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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