so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
