i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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