I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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