This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Please don't give away my fajitas
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
