So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I believe in your delicious
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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