don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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