they need to just BURY HIM!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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