Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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