Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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