I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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