just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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