I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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