this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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