I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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